My car is messed up. Possessed.

Sometimes it’ll crank, most of the time it won’t.

Sometimes the windows will roll down, sometimes they won’t.

Sometimes the trunk decides it needs to be open, so it opens.

Sometimes I want to drive it off a cliff… after jumping out, of course.

Yesterday I finally got it to the shop. The guy already has it in pieces.

Please pray with me that this thing doesn’t cost me an arm and a leg.

I dropped quite a large sum of money on it just a few months back.

After this repair job, it’s being sold.

Want to buy a sweet VW? Hahahaha.