1: Where’s the trolley boy?
2: In the freezer.
1: Did you say “cool off?”
2: No I didn’t say anything…
1: Shame.
2: Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey then i said “play time’s over” and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
1: You’re off the @#$%^&*’ chain!

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