1: Your honor, I object!
2: Why?
1: Because it’s devastating to my case!
2: Overruled.
1: Good call!
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December 1, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Kelsey
liar, liar!
“waitress, what’s the soup du jour?”
“it’s the soup of the day”
“that sounds good, i’ll have that.”
December 1, 2008 at 2:06 pm
JT
Dumb&Dumber
Link: Jim Carey
Dr. Ross Jennings: Chris, I’m scared to death.
Collins: Yeah, we all are, but our brains secrete a neurotransmitter that enables us to deal with them.
Dr. Ross Jennings: I don’t think I have that particular neurotransmitter.
December 1, 2008 at 2:07 pm
thepattons
Dumb & Dumber
link: Jim Carrey
1: Did you know it took me three hours to get here from the airport? I got so lost. LA’s one big place, but I guess you don’t notice, seeing as you live here. I’m such a yokel, there I said it!
2: Oh jeez. You know what? I got gum on my seat, GUM!
December 1, 2008 at 2:12 pm
thepattons
Dang, you beat me!
Arachnophobia
link: Jeff Daniels
1: Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!
2: Oh, George… not the livestock.
December 1, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Reid
Oh, Brother Where Art Thou?
link: John Goodman
“You’re part of my flock now, John.”
December 2, 2008 at 10:09 am
thepattons
Minority Report
link: Tim Blake Nelson