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At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I’m sorry.

1: ‘Allo.
2: Did you say… hello?
1: No, I said “‘allo,” but that’s close enough.

1: Why do you have the stereo on while you’re watching TV?
2: ‘Cause I like to party.

It’s bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.

1: All right, listen, um, I gotta go, um, is there anything else you want when I come back?
2: How about a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke? They’re still around, I hope.
1: Well, now, that all depends. Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?
2: Huh?
1: Nothing, Forget it.

Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

Okay, and life preservers, these… we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it’s gonna be a mountain.

Jack can talk Thai. Jack talked Thai real well.

“This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can beat him up doesn’t give you the right to.”

*Flash Thompson – that always makes me laugh.

All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.