“Papa! Papa please don’t go. I’ll say anything, just tell me what you want me to say and I’ll say it. Papa please don’t go!”
Once again, the saving grace of an otherwise crappy episode of SNL was a Digital Short.
I should just stop watching and check youtube on Sundays for the only funny sketches.
You lucky people don’t have to watch the show…
Just enjoy this gem:
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February 5, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Reid
The Patriot.
That part makes me cry like an idiot. Every time.
“Americans hold there breath everytime a little girl falls down a well, but you shot at one on her way home from school!”
February 5, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Reid
the quote should be:
“Americans hold there breath everytime a little girl falls down a well, but you shot at one with a machine gun on her way home from school!”
February 5, 2007 at 11:20 pm
thepattons
no idea…
February 6, 2007 at 12:11 am
Reid
I thought the job interview skit was good though it went on for a bit.
Patriot Games
next:
“Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what’s causing them, but it’s upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.”
February 6, 2007 at 1:12 am
thepattons
Ed Wood.
“You wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?”
“No!”
“Why not?”
“‘Cause it’s boring. I always win!”
February 6, 2007 at 3:50 am
Reid
no idea…
February 6, 2007 at 4:25 am
thepattons
Edward Scissorhands.
I was trying to make it easy by going with the Tim Burton theme…wink wink…
“You’re lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you’d hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion.”
February 6, 2007 at 7:11 am
Alicia
Ooh I want to play! Big Fish!
I hope someone knows this one:
“Go on Vida and talk to him, you speak honky!”
February 6, 2007 at 9:52 am
thepattons
nope…
February 6, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Alicia
Aw dang. It was from To Wong Foo.
February 7, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Reid
back to the Tim Burton theme:
“I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.”
p.s. you met the guy who says this.
February 22, 2007 at 8:37 pm
thepattons
sorry this is late…
Mars Attacks?